do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am spending my child support on dildos
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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