We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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