So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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