just come out here and I will go home with you...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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