Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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