he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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