I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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