Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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