scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
