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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.

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(559): View more from California

i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.

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(607): View more from New York

The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest

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(214): View more from Texas

Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.

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(406): View more from Montana

Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background

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(406): View more from Montana

I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.

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(213): View more from California

I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina

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