Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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