: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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