hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You are a genius and a whore.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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