guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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