My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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