I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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