if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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