I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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