I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Nicole vs. Life
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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