She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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