Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
