shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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