i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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