U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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