He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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