I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
