I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The air taste purple.
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