I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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