Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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