margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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