how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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