Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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