he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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