you would pick up someone in the library
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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