On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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