I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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