We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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