Pappa wants mamma naked
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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