Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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