She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
