How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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