i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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