woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
A bitchslap is in order.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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