I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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