What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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