I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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