just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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