Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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