Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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