I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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