We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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