and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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