I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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