i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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