That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Randomize
