cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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